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23 August 2026

We built an AI that swears at your pitch deck — here's why

The polite version of pitch feedback is everywhere. LinkedIn is full of "10 tips for your pitch deck" carousels, mostly the same ten tips, mostly harmless, mostly useless the moment…

22 August 2026

The five slides investors actually remember

An investor sits through several pitches a week, sometimes several in a day. By Friday, most of what they saw on Monday has blurred into a grey mass of identical…

21 August 2026

Why nobody tells you why they passed on your deck

You send the deck. You get a reply three weeks later, if you get one at all. It says something like "not the right fit for us at this time"…